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I am looking for a skilled designer to craft a visually appealing page(s) layout using a minimalist design approach by adding some pictures which will be provided along with our sample handouts and PPT attached. This project requires keen attention to aesthetics along with a good understanding of color theory, specifically the use of a triadic color scheme, to enhance the overall experience. Essential skills and expertise include: - Extensive experience in minimalist design practices - Profound understanding of triadic color scheme - Strong track record in creating visually appealing layouts.

I have attached two pictures of the secondary indicator, which I want to be a primary indicator. I just want that when the blue line goes up, a buy signal appears, and if it goes down, a sell signal appears in the chart. This is because it takes more than 15min of your time. I will pay $7 for the work

Use a person's picture to search and find the person's pictures and videos posted in social media (such as TIKTOK, TELEGRAM, TWITTER, Instagram, FACEBOOK) or online forums (such as reddit, Quora, Digg).

I need an eye-catching logo and label design for a new sauce product called Baja Rock Sauce. The main purpose of this design is to make the product stand out on store shelves. **Key Points:** - The design should be bold and colorful. - The target audience for this product is young ...demographic. If you win this contest, I'll also have an additional project for you - designing the website content. A successful applicant will have experience in: - Graphic design, with a strong portfolio of packaging and logo projects. - Understanding of branding and marketing, especially towards young adults. - Strong communication skills to understand and deliver on my vision for the brand. The pictures are Tepins. Very unique and spicy hot from Baja. Usually red and not black. Images ...

I am looking for a graphic designer to design few modern and eye-catching flyer to advertise services of my Hospice and Home Health Agency that provides 'end of life' care at home to terminally ill patients mostly old age people. Experienced professionals with excellent graphic designing and creativity skills and having proven record of creating visually appealing marketing materials should apply. I need both one page and three-fold flyers to get designed. Please include examples of your previous work in your bid.

We're in need of a skilled freelancer to tackle multiple tasks related to our website. Primarily, we require mobile optimisation to ensure our site is user-friendly and visually appealing on all devices. Additionally, there's a need to adjust pictures to fit seamlessly within the mobile layout without sacrificing quality. Moreover, there are some repairs needed on the website, such as fixing broken links, resolving layout issues, and addressing any other issues impacting functionality and user experience.

...reliable and accurate information to our client. JOB DESCRIPTION: • Conduct basic verification with the subject company’s authorized representative, such as line of business, key executives' name, etc. • Take pictures of the subject company and its vicinity, as per Confirmis’ standard operating guidelines. • Provide observation about the company to gauge activeness, e.g., staff working at the premise, loading/unloading of goods, etc. REQUIREMENTS: • Must be living in (or nearby) Mevo Dotan, Israel • Has a camera or phone/tablet of quality with a camera, internet access • Must be available during business hours (9 AM - 4 PM) on working days Please see the attached file for the site visit guideline. You are only requ...

I'm in need of a skilled photo editor to enhance the visual appeal of my website. This involves editing my product photos and banner pictures. Key Responsibilities: - Basic retouching: Fixing minor imperfections and enhancing the overall quality of the images. - Color correction: Ensuring the colors are vibrant, true to life and in line with the brand's aesthetic. - Background removal: Removing any distracting or unnecessary elements from the background to maintain a clean and professional look. Requirements: - Proven experience as a photo editor, particularly in e-commerce or product photography. - Proficiency in tools like Adobe Photoshop or Lightroom. - Understanding of color theory and design principles. - Excellent attention to detail and ability to meet deadline...

Seeking a seasoned professional to guide me through landing entry-level data analyst roles or paid internships, all remotely. Responsibilities include job search, application assistance, interview coaching, and negotiation support. Offering 20% of my monthly salary as compensation upon successful placement. If you're skilled in career coaching and passionate about helping others succeed, let's collaborate!

We, a small family-run driving school from Germany, are looking for a new employee for our office. In order to spread the word about the job, we are looking for a poster design and a document for our social media pages. It should be simple in design and include our company logo, but the text must be prominent and legible. Maybe you could also use one or two of our pictures in the attachment. The headline of the ad reads: "Bürokraft (m/w/d) gesucht" The main text is: "Wir, die LOGO Fahrschule Kraus, suchen zum 1. Juli eine neue Mitarbeiterin oder einen neuen Mitarbeiter zur Unterstützung in Verwaltungsaufgaben und den Bürotätigkeiten, sowie der Gestaltung unseres Social-Media-Auftritts und Marketing-Maßnahmen. Die Stelle...

I am currently looking for a part-time position in the technology industry. The ideal role for me would be at a mid-level skill requirement. Key Details: - I'm seeking part-time work - My focus is on the technology industry - I'm looking for a role that requires a mid-level of skills Please consider my profile for any such opportunities.

I'm in the market for a well-established Etsy account with a focus on handmade/ digital goods and a track record of high sales. Key Points: - I'm specifically interested in purchasing an existing Etsy account that has a strong reputation in selling handmade items. - The account I'm looking to acquire should have a consistent record of high sales volume, demonstrating its profitability and potential for growth. - A keen eye will be kept for an account with a good customer feedback and a loyal follower base, as these indicators are crucial for future success. The ideal freelancer for this project should: - Have experience in e-commerce platforms, especially Etsy, and understand the dynamics of online marketplaces. - Be able to identify accounts with high sales volume...

I need someone one to do a 3d home rendering and drawing. I have provided pictures of the example of the home I want. Need someone now to bring it to life by doing all of the following docs: -3D model- exterior :To show the external wall decoration -3D model- interior : To show the interior wall decoration -Precise floor plan : To show the exact size of each room -Elevation drawing : To show the height of each floor & roof and To show the location of windows & doors -Windows schedule : To show the windows size and quantity -Door schedule : To show the doors size and quantity -Plumbing drawing : To show the electrical & water system

...accurate information to our client. JOB DESCRIPTION: • Conduct basic verification with the subject company’s authorized representative, such as line of business, key executives' name, etc. • Take pictures of the subject company and its vicinity, as per Confirmis’ standard operating guidelines. • Provide observation about the company to gauge activeness, e.g., staff working at the premise, loading/unloading of goods, etc. REQUIREMENTS: • Must be living in (or nearby) PASIR RIS DRIVE 10,13-30,510643,SINGAPORE • Has a camera or phone/tablet of quality with a camera, internet access • Must be available during business hours (9 AM - 4 PM) on working days Please see the attached file for the site visit guideline. You are ...

*************IMPORTANT*********** Please start with your bid by writing your personal Github profile first, we won't check bid without Github profile. ************************************ I'm in need of a talented developer, preferably with a strong background in producing business applications. Here's what I'm looking for: - Expertise: You should be skillful in any of Javascript, Python, Java / Kotlin or Swift / Objective C, Flutter / React Native / Xamarin. - Platforms: Production of a cross-platform app that runs smoothly on both iOS and Android is essential. - Experience: Evidence of previous projects in business app development would ideally be shown. By applying these requirements, you will help to create an app that can contribute to the success of ...

When I open the PDF, it doesn't show me the data on the second page. By changing the code (I provide pictures), it shows the data, but the graphics are bad. The project is small and simple. An opportunity for beginners. I pay max $5 and give a good review. Ideal opportunity for new freelancers.

I'm in search of a talented graphic designer with a good grasp of creating stunning social media graphics. The job will encompass background removal, color correction, and overall image enhancement to augment the quality of my pictures. Key skills and experience should include: - Proficiency in graphic design and photo editing tools - Familiarity with creating visuals for social media - Strong ability in the areas of color correction and image enhancement - Flexibility to deliver the completed project within a month Ready to see the magic you can make!

I'm looking for an experienced photo editor who can completely overhaul my product images from the photo-shoot. 7 pictures in total. Key tasks include: - Replacing all model faces in the photos. - I don't have specific replacement faces in mind yet, so you'll have to source suitable faces. Please come with creative options. - Adjusting lighting in the photos for a more "fresh image" - Adding a few elements to the photos for aesthetic or creative purposes (to be discussed during project execution) The ideal freelancer for this job should: - Be highly proficient in photo editing software. - Have previous experience in product photography editing or similar projects. - Show creativity in sourcing and selecting replacement faces. - Have an e...

I am currently using ZOHO Books and am looking to migrate to Odoo Accounting. I need an Excel expert to help with the migration process. Key Tasks: - Migrate complete set of invoices and bills from ZOHO Books to Odoo Accounting. - Transfer all customer and vendor details accurately to Odoo. - Ensure that financial reports are maintained and migrated correctly. Ideal Candidate: - Proficient in both ZOHO Books and Odoo Accounting software. - Excellent experience in data migration and Excel. - Familiar with maintaining and handling large databases. - Detail oriented, ensuring data integrity throughout the process. This is a large scale project as my current ZOHO Books database exceeds 1000 records. I need someone who can efficiently and effectively handle the migration process.

...closest color match from the Legend, and display the final result. Requirement The app does not have to look pretty. Something basic will do. The APP must be able to accurately identify the ‘New’ color against the Legend. We will provide you with a few sample pictures our student took , and the Legend/Color Chart to match against. Please submit your APP upon completion. The winning APP should be one that can accurately match the jpg. picture to the Legend. Problems Since the pictures are taken from an iphone, some pictures may lack clarity or may display ‘yellow or orange’ ambiance lighting that may affect the true color of the picture. The APP must be able to ignore the orange/yellow tint to detect the correct color. Key requir...

...this time I am just looking for quotes, if you are serious about this project please send me a direct message with a FULL quote. I will be making a more clear guideline to the app layout later on but for now here is the summary of what I am looking for: I want to build a completely virtual, 3D claw machine game. I will need a specific prize algorithm coded into the game so that the prizes don't spit out at random and we are able to control profit flow. The game will come with 10 free tokens for daily play, but will push sales of additional tokens to win prizes. The boxes in the claw machine will just be color coded boxes that align with the colors on the prize page. This game will need an admin panel, a user page, payment systems, an EDITABLE prize page with ...

The fight night will be on the 8june in uae ,i need a deck with slides ,video ,pictures to be atractiv for sponsors

Video shooting and explanation of swing seat cushion 1. It is best to have a swimming pool or garden 2. Place the swing cushion on a bench or swing. 3. It can capture the fluffy and thick feeling of the seat cushion, 4. There can be a pouring action, and the seat cushion is waterproof. 5. It creates a beautiful feeling when photographed 6. Take pictures of the best and most beautiful girls 7. Shoot a 1-minute video explaining the quality of the seat cushion.

I'm looking to hire a skilled Flutter developer to build a job portal app compatible with both iOS and Android devices. The main features to include in the design are: - Job seeker functionality: Browsing listed profile, Listing own profile, attaching a resume, add manually typed resume, building resume, etc - Employer functionality: High-level filtering candidate profiles, Viewing candidate profiles, scheduling an interview with them, should able to take a report for day/month/year, etc for how many were interviewed, selected, completed what stage, add team members for the interview panel, review a candidate, favorite profiles Experience in cross-platform app development, especially in Flutter, is of high importance. As we aim to provide a streamlined user e...

We're in search of highly motivated and seasoned automotive brokers to join our team. As a Broker, your role will involve facilitating purchases with sellers, ensuring vehicles are acquired at competitive prices, and optimizing profitability in each transaction. If you bring a solid background in car wholesale, retail, and possess top-notch negotiation skills, we'd love to hear from you! Responsibilities: Deep understanding of the local and international used car market Proficient negotiation skills Deliver exceptional customer service throughout the purchasing and sales process Effectively manage and sustain a consistent flow of new purchases Collaborate with sales management to craft impactful sales and purchasing strategies Conduct thorough market research to pinpoint trends...

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We are looking for a remote support specialist to help with daily job postings on LinkedIn. Requirements: - Making one job post per day - The job post should include all the necessary information such as job title, description, requirements, and qualifications which we will provide this for you. Ideal candidate: - Excellent written communication skills - Proficient in using LinkedIn for job postings - Ability to follow instructions carefully This role is simple and only takes few mins per day, we welcome everyone to apply especially those who are starting out as freelancers on this platform.

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Storecheckers are a Global Market Research and Mystery Shopping company. We undertake worldwide mystery shopping visits and audits. This assignment is an audit of an Examination Centre, c...your ID, show a letter of authorization, which we will provide for you beforehand, and tell them what you are there to do. You will then sit with the TCA or the manager and ask a series of questions, and ask to see various things. The audit itself is very simple and easy, as we give you the form and you only have to ask the TCA/manager all the questions exactly as they are written and take a few pictures. The fee is $125 for the visit, which lasts four hours in total. Note that you will need a valid, photo and signature bearing ID for this visit. If you are interested, full guidelines will be ...

I'm looking for a skilled photographer who can help me shoot pictures of my bags for my e-commerce website. Key Requirements: - Photographers with prior experience in product photography, particularly bags, are preferred. - A good understanding of e-commerce photography standards. - The photos should be clear, high quality, and highlight the bags' features. - You'll need to capture the products from different angles to give our online customers a comprehensive view. The ideal candidate should be able to provide a portfolio to showcase their previous work in product photography.

Storecheckers are a Global Market Research and Mystery Shopping company. We undertake worldwide mystery shopping visits and audits. This assignment is an audit of an Examination Centre, c...your ID, show a letter of authorization, which we will provide for you beforehand, and tell them what you are there to do. You will then sit with the TCA or the manager and ask a series of questions, and ask to see various things. The audit itself is very simple and easy, as we give you the form and you only have to ask the TCA/manager all the questions exactly as they are written and take a few pictures. The fee is $125 for the visit, which lasts four hours in total. Note that you will need a valid, photo and signature bearing ID for this visit. If you are interested, full guidelines will be ...

...reliable and accurate information to our client. JOB DESCRIPTION: • Conduct basic verification with the subject company’s authorized representative, such as line of business, key executives' name, etc. • Take pictures of the subject company and its vicinity, as per Confirmis’ standard operating guidelines. • Provide observation about the company to gauge activeness, e.g., staff working at the premise, loading/unloading of goods, etc. REQUIREMENTS: • Must be living in (or nearby) Mevo Dotan, Israel • Has a camera or phone/tablet of quality with a camera, internet access • Must be available during business hours (9 AM - 4 PM) on working days Please see the attached file for the site visit guideline. You are only requ...

Visit, take pictures and make a report of the Cebal company, in balsa nova, following the sent templates and sheets.

I'm looking for a professional copywriter with a strong understanding of technical, sales, and IT roles to help me create detailed and engaging job descriptions. Key Responsibilities: - Craft full comprehensive job descriptions for each role, incorporating both bullet points and paragraphs to provide a comprehensive view of the responsibilities and requirements. - Ensure the descriptions are tailored to the specific roles, highlighting the unique aspects of each. - The ability to infuse the descriptions with a persuasive tone that can attract the right candidates. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Previous experience in writing job descriptions, especially for technical, sales, and IT roles. - An understanding of the different requirements and terminologie...

I require a talented and highly skilled photo editor for my wedding pictures. With an emphasis on: - Expert people editing/moving skill: This is crucial. I need to rearrange the position of some guests in a few pictures. So you must have an in-depth grasp of object manipulation. - General editing; making sure the images are sharp, well-composed and outstanding. Ideally, you should have significant experience editing wedding photos and a portfolio to prove it. Quick turn-around time is also appreciated. Please provide a link or sample of previous work when bidding.

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I'm in need of a skilled and creative video content creator who can help create funny videos to promote my mortgage broker services on Instagram and YouTube. The videos should bring humor to the serious world of real estate, making an enjoyable viewing experience for all. - Skills Needed: - Video production - Storytelling - Humor development - Knowledge in real estate is a plus, but not necessary - Responsibility: - Creating engaging, and humorous videos related to real estate - Optimizing the produced content for Instagram and Youtube If you are creative and have a knack for making things entertaining, this may be your perfect opportunity. I am looking forward to seeing your works.

I'm looking for an experienced videographer to create a documentary-style video that chronicles the journey of my startup for my business launch event in Jamaica. Key Focus of the video: * The video should highlight the hard work, dedication and resilience that I and my team have put into building my startup. * It should be a looping video that will play during my speech at the event. Content for the video: * I will provide pictures from past events, recorded meetings and pitches, personal or professional video clips. These should be included in the video to enrich the storytelling. Ideal skills: * Previous experience in documentary-style video creation is preferred. * Understanding of the startup landscape may be beneficial. * Ability to weave a compelling narrat...

I need a poster for my event. It's like a "Balkan party". Pictures to be used are in the attachment. NO OTHER PICTURES CAN BE USED DUE TO COPYRIGHT!! Look on theese profiles for examples on how those kind of posters are made: So it has to be very simple and also has to attract the viewer immediately with information about who is singing, when and where. Use our B&L logo also - you can find it in attachment. Outputs have to be provided in .jpg and .png format in theese sizes: 1. 960x360 px 2. 300x300 px 3. 420x560 px 4. 420x280 px 5. 1920x1080 px 6. 1080x1080 px 7. 1080x1920 px Text to be written: ROBERT BIJELIĆ & DINNA (theese are main characters) DJ DEYVID (this has to be smaller since this is only to support

You must be a skilled 3D artist to create a realistic 3D Test character animation that will be used for my video that will be edited on Wonder Studio. The character must look real and have full rigging. the 3D character must be bigger than me so it does not cause blurring around the edges in Wonder Studio. I will send pictures for dimensions the character of the test subject. I will need variations and adjustments of the character made until I am happy with the 3D character design. You will need to send me the sample of the test 3D character and it needs to look real. You will need to show me how to use Wonder Studio and show my what apps or plugins are needed and assist me with the Wonder Studio tests. The Robot must look great and look 100% real. The robot design must work perfec...

...economies. As a Site Verifier, you will be involved in our pre-employment screening by conducting a visit to our candidates’ residential address with the candidate’s consent letter. JOB DESCRIPTIONS: • Conduct the site visit to the candidate’s residential address • Conduct the basic verification of the candidate’s residence & reputation with the neighbors, head of the local community, police stations, building operators, etc. • Take pictures of the candidate’s residential address, as per Confirmis’ standard operating guidelines. • Provide observation about the address such as the location, the building, etc • Job will only take less than one hour to accomplish (excluding travel time) REQUIREMENTS: &...

I'm currently dealing with a complex land issue. It involves an inherited piece of real estate for which there are no existing records. This has created an urgent need for a reliable professional who has valuable contacts in the Prime Minister's establishment. The core objective of this project will be to sort out this missing land issue. To dive a bit deeper into the problem: - The land was inherited, however, the records are lost. - Previous attempts to address this issue via the local land registry haven't yielded any success. For this project, the ideal candidate should have: - Experience in dealing with land record issues. - Strong contacts within the Prime Minister's establishment. - A proven ability to navigate and resolve complex property issues. - Excellent ...

As an eager recruiter of beginner and junior developers, I'm offering a chance to hone your skills and add real-world experience to your portfolio. Key Deliverables: * Full-Stack Development * Frontend and Backend Developments * M...Full-Stack Development * Frontend and Backend Developments * Mobile Development * Artificial Intelligence (AI) * Machine Learning (ML) Expected Skills: * Proficiency in Python, JavaScript, C++ * Versatility in tackling diverse IT tasks Experience: * Entry level/ Junior but with a strong grasp of the mentioned programming languages and IT sectors This opportunity is particularly aimed at those looking to secure jobs swiftly. While the primary focus of the project has been left open, it'll be a mix of various IT tasks. A challenge-loving min...

We are seeking a proactive and dedicated Full-Time Customer Service/Project Manager to join our team and be a part of our start-up Home Services Business. You'll be the go-to person for our clients and the mastermind behind project management. This role requires flexibility, as you'll be working in US hours - EST (3pm SAST – 11pm SAST). Interested? Role Responsibilities: • Customer Support Specialist: Resolving Issues & Ensuring Satisfaction • Operational Efficiency Guru: Providing Tech Solutions & Support • HR Support Champion: Recruiting, Training, and Coaching Staff • Service Team Leader: Setting Expectations & Performance Reviews • Financial Wizard: Budgeting and Forecasting for Success • Service Enhancement Expert: Improving ...

...talented scriptwriter who can develop a compelling drama script for a radio show that incorporates elements of romance, all set within a historical period. To get this job done excellently, here's what I'm looking for: - Strong storytelling and creative writing skills - Proven experience in script writing, especially within the drama genre - An unambiguous understanding of historical settings - Ability to weave in romance naturally into the narrative - Demonstrated ability to capture and engage an audience purely through words The right freelancer for this project can deliver a script that not just narrates, but paints vivid pictures, bringing the drama and romance alive despite the constraints of the radio medium. Previous experience in writing for rad...

I'm searching for a freelancer to help me apply for business-to-business (B2B) sales roles within the technology sector, in Barcelona, Spain. With my detailed CV and presentation letter as starting points, I'm aiming for applications that will make a strong impact. I trust you to use your expertise in job applications to highlight the capabilities most sought after in B2B sales roles. Success in this project would hinge on your knowledge of the technology sector and understanding of sales roles. Ideal skills and experience: - Familiarity with B2B Sales roles

I'm in need of a skilled designer to create a modern, transparent background image. The image should have a blue banner below the shoulder line, with my logo and company name within it. Key Requirements: - A modern style for the blue banner is preferred. The overall design should...the focus is solely on the blue banner and its contents. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in graphic design and image editing tools - Strong understanding of modern design aesthetics - Experience with creating images for design enhancement - Attention to detail for different image sizes Please keep in mind that I'll need the image in various sizes suitable for use in smaller pictures. I'm looking for a freelancer who can deliver a high-quality, stylish design that alig...

I need an expert in the Nano Cosmos streaming API for a video streaming project. Please provide related example in your proposal. Otherwise, your bid will be rejected.

Ferrari badge CAD model needed. *note this model is not available on the free CAD sites, the size of the badge is different* Pictures of the part and measurements provided highly important the part is to scale - must be to scale trace from pictures? solidworks 2017 model required there is pins in the back of the original badge, drawing with measurements show the key features of this. scope is a CAD Model complete that can be 3D printed to replace the original.