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Hi, Greeting. I'm seeking a highly skilled professional to tailor-make my Dynamics CRM platform. The project involves various layers of customization and integration with various data servers. Here's what I need: - Customization: This entails adjusting the user interface, workflows, and data fields to an extent that aligns with my business needs. Knowledge of XML to CRM conversions is a plus. - Integrations: The CRM should be configured to work seamlessly with SSIS, SSRS, SharePoint systems, making sure the systems can communicate and exchange data effectively. The goals of this project are streamlined business processes, improved customer data management, enhanced reporting & analytics capabilities, and increases in user adoption. Ideal candidates should be hig...

...help me build an advanced resume scanner and parser for our webpage. This tool will automatically scan uploaded resumes, extract specific data fields, and seamlessly parse it onto our webpage. Key Requirements: - The tool should be able to extract the following data fields from resumes: Contact information, Education history, Work experience, Family background, Marital status, Language Known, Mother Tounge, Client work information, Mobile number, Email, and Address. - The tool should be able to handle resumes in PDF and Word document formats. - The parsed data should be neatly organized and displayed on our webpage in a user-friendly manner. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Proven experience in developing advanced PHP tools and parsers. - Familiarity with working on resume data...

...(Email and WhatsApp) on the day of sign-up: a. Renewal b. New customer One month into the subscription: Email and WhatsApp to inquire about their experience. Three months into the subscription: Email and WhatsApp follow-up. Six months into the subscription: Email and WhatsApp check-in. One month before renewal: Email and WhatsApp reminder. Fourteen days before renewal: Email reminder. Ten days before renewal: WhatsApp reminder. Three days before renewal: Email and WhatsApp notification. On the day of expiry: Email and WhatsApp alert. Additionally, a sequence of emails would be scheduled if the customer doesn't renew: One day after expiry One month after expiry Three months after expiry Six months after expiry Eleven and a half months after expiry One year and ...

Our agency is contracted with State of Arizona, I/DD to provide HCBS, Deaf, Day Programs and Transportation members for over 10 years. The business owners are Deaf and have over 300 hearing employees and 30% of our current employees are Deaf, including Deaf management staff. We have high rich experience skilled in our field. We are now looking to brand our services at Phoenix Day School for the Deaf, Arizona State school for the Deaf, and Sequoia School for the Deaf, in order for us to be able to post our services or working closely with them, we have to get their school broad approval therefore, I'm seeking a skilled marketer for an inclusive email campaign. This project will aim to both deaf and hearing individuals. The essence of this campaign is to promote services f...

I require a highly experienced photo editor to transform my son's basketball picture into a dynamic and stunning trading card image. Key steps include: - Removing the background from the original photo - Enhancing the color for a vibrant finish - Retouching the skin for a professional look - Superimposing the edited photo in the center of a high-resolution JPEG trading card image Your expertise in Photoshop or equivalent photo editing software will be crucial for this project. A keen eye for detail, maintenance of high resolution and an understanding of visual balance are required. The task needs to be completed quickly without compromising quality. Bring your creativity and get this project slam-dunked!

I need a proficient Excel user to create a workbook for my multiservice business. What I Require: - The ability to record both cash, check and card income, as well as expenditure for each. This tool needs to be able to accommodate and separate these different transactions for easy access and clarity. Desired Features: - It should automatically calculate the daily and monthly income for each category. - Must also offer a daily and monthly balance for cash flow. Skills & Experience: - Strong Excel skills are a necessity. - Ideally, the freelancer should have experience with creating business financial sheets. Timeline: - I'd like this project completed as soon as possible. Urgency is key.

I'm seeking a talented writer to craft an engaging modern romance story, specifically aimed at young adults (aged 20-35) for a radio project. Key Points: - Genre: Romance - Target Audience: Young Adults - Setting: Modern Day The ideal candidate for this project should have a keen understanding of the romance genre, and be able to create a captivating, modern storyline that resonates with a young adult audience. Key Skills: - Proficient in creative writing, specifically within the romance genre - Able to cater to a young adult audience - Experience in writing for radio or audio projects would be a plus Please provide samples of your previous work in the romance genre, particularly if they are aimed at a similar target audience. Your submission should demonstrate your ability...

I require a quick and proficient photo edit for my son's basketball picture. The project needs to be completed as soon as possible. The core requirements are: - Removing the background of the photo. - Cropping and resizing to fit appropriately. - Superimposing the edited photo on top of a trading card image. The ideal freelancer for this job should be a master of photo editing, specifically in removing backgrounds and precision cropping. Experience in trading card or similar designs would be a bonus. Efficiency and attention to detail are of utmost importance.

...Marketing Manager As our Online Marketing Manager, you'll be at the forefront of our growth strategy, driving ROI and maximizing every marketing dollar spent. Your mission? To take us from a single customer to a thriving community of 5000 in just one year. What We’re Looking For: We need a digital marketing virtuoso – someone who lives and breathes ROI, and who can demonstrate measurable results from day one. Your expertise will be the fuel that powers our rapid ascent, turning ambitious goals into tangible outcomes. Why Join Us: This isn't just another marketing gig – this is your chance to make history. With Ultra Display Ads, you'll have the autonomy to shape our marketing strategy and the resources to make it happen. And with a competitive c...

I am looking for an experienced app developer to create an intuitive, user-friendly app for Android and Web platforms. The key features of the app should include: - User registration - Tour package search...key features of the app should include: - User registration - Tour package search - Direct booking and payment processing - A platform for clients to leave reviews and ratings - A function allowing users to customize their own tour packages For the payment system, I require integration of credit/debit card processes, direct bank transfers, and a secure Gateway transaction method. Your expertise in the development of similar apps, payment system integration, and user experience design will be crucial for this project's success. Knowledge in the travel and touri...

I need assistance adding a consistent call-to-action message to 265 YouTube videos. This is a manual task. I will provide the card title/call to action/teaser text which is the same for all videos. Each video takes 1-2minutes so for all the videos this will take 8-10 hours of work Key Requirements: - Implementation of the same call-to-action message to 265 YouTube videos - Each video's call-to-action message should be carefully placed to ensure maximum viewer engagement (around half way through each video) Ideal Candidate: - Prior experience with YouTube video editing and info card implementation - Strong attention to detail to ensure consistency across all videos - Understanding of YouTube's best practices for call-to-action placements - Ability to work efficien...

I'm looking to set up an online store where I can sell unique physical goods. I will not need to manage inventory as each item is distinct. The website should be equipped to handle credit card and PayPal transactions. Key requirements: - Develop an e-commerce website that can handle unique, physical products. - Implement a user-friendly interface for easy browsing and purchase. - Ensure secure payment gateways for credit card and PayPal transactions. Ideal skills for this project include: - Proficiency in e-commerce website development. - Experience with unique inventory management systems. - Knowledge of secure payment gateway integration.

* iOS & Android (phone + tablet) * Web Admin Dashboard (Used to create learning app) * Web Customer Dashboard to access flash cards from web browser * Mobile Responsive * This will be a learning app * Flash card, It will have Images + Audio + Text to learn new words (thousands of total words) * Flashcard will have 2-3 art styles (Realistic, Cartoon Art, 3d Art) * Flashcard will have 2 voice over, male & female * Ability to handle stripe processing for each flashcard set. If you have experience + past work in this area, it's a plus * I'm open for new ideas from you when applying * $ released on successful test and is bug free * I will need source code upon payment * Please type "I've read everything" when applying to be considered.

I'm looking for a skilled developer who can create an AR experience attached to my business card. When the card is scanned through a smartphone camera, I'd like a company introduction video to play. It needs to be created in on a PC but play when when using an iPhone to scan the business card marker. Key Requirements: - Upon scanning the AR marker (the business card), the video should play automatically. I have the business card created. - The video must be a company introduction video. I have the video recorded. - The AR experience should be optimized for iPhone use. May require compressing video. Considering the nature of this project, prior experience with AR development and app creation would be a plus. The successful candidate should ...

...it be possible, 1. Landing page where public can view my products. To buy them they must sign up and fill out their details along with customisation to the physical card. physical card contains a qr code which will not change so i want it to be a redirect site so that user can change the link which the card points to. Something along the lines of this site kzilla.xyz. i don't need the front end just need the functionality of customisation of the link. Its open source so you can refer their github repo. When anyone scans the qr code on the card they would be taken to a page where it says a thank you for using this card you will be redirected in a few seconds. 3. Once they log in they can create a digital profile page something along the lines...

I am looking for a professional designer to create my business cards in a classic a creative, professional style that pops. I have supplied my current card, which I don't like much. I like the green color palette but am open to others. I want this to be on the card on one side: Laura Axelsen Certified Shorthand Reporter RMR, CCR, CDR Licensed in Multiple States Phone email On the other side: Mentor|Motivator|Coach I

...business card for my motel, Canyon’s Edge Route 66 Motel. The design should include the company logo, our phone number, email address, QR codes to our Google and TripAdvisor reviews and some standard verbiage as part of the design. Skills and Experience: - Proficient in graphic design software - Experience with minimalist designs - Ability to integrate QR codes into design - Strong understanding of brand consistency Final Deliverable: The final design should be delivered in a PDF format. I would also like a one page document created that will go on the front desk in a stand up plexi glass holder. I would like it to look and say almost exactly what the image says that I uploaded below. I would also like this to have the same google and...

I am seeking assistance with outbound telesales in the fashion recruitment industry, with the core objective of generating high quality leads, and setting follow-up calls. Prospective leads I am targeting include industry business...a comprehensive database of contacts, which you will update on our shared worksheets. There is potential to make this an ongoing job for the right Freelancer that can achieve daily and weekly targets. Daily minimum goal is to deliver 20 high quality qualified leads (name, email address, direct contact number) The job pays €60 per day in arrears on delivery and verification of leads. PLEASE NOTE THAT THE JOB IS TO DELIVER A MINIMUM OF 20 QUALIFIED LEADS PER DAY. We will be conducting initial interviews within 24 hours. Successful candidates...

I require a webpage which will primarily serve to display information by filtering it. Key functionality would involve options to add, remove, edit the items (by me only). Most importantly to filter them by anyone visiting the website. The items are filtered by multiple tags that the items should have, they can have 0, 1, 2 or many of the same “category” types. They also need to have ca...same “category” types. They also need to have categories for easy separation. The webpage will have roughly 100-200 items. More detailed information can be given privately. This webpage is for personal and group of friends use, not professional. The items themselves will consist of an icon of the item (32x32 pixel) and will follow the information on the items for the remaining...

...from various brands. This platform will be complete with various essential features, comprehensive affiliate module, and multiple payment methods. - Marketplace Features: The site should contain product search and filter options, user reviews and ratings, and a secure shopping cart and checkout process. - Payment Methods: The platform should support multiple payment methods including Credit card, PayPal, Bank transfer, Boleto bancario, and Debito. - Affiliate Module: The marketplace will also need a robust affiliate module with functionalities including affiliate tracking and reporting, commission and payout management, promotional tools and banners, alongside a recruiting program. The ideal freelancer for this job would have excellent experience in Magento development, pa...

...take over the maintenance and day-to-day operations of my hydroponic system + training staff and handing over after initial setup. The tasks include: - Watering & Nutrient Monitoring: Ensuring plants receive adequate water and nutrients, adjusting as needed. - pH Level Management: Regular monitoring and adjusting for optimal growth. - Temperature Control: Checking and maintaining temperature settings. - Harvesting & Replanting: Timely harvesting and replanting as per the growth cycle. The ideal candidate should have: - Strong background in hydroponics - Proficiency in nutrient and pH management - Experience in managing lighting and temperature settings - Proven track record in harvesting and replanting in hydroponics - Ability to oversee management of day...

...people who has low cibil score . We help people with easy emi of 3 to 4 months periods. *Why we need you ?* *Here is the reason* , Financing is risky business. Multiple companies uses some safety features to recover investment. From the last one month we're using third party service app to lock unlock the device of customer for last emi date . This app also allow us to know their location and sim card which they've inserted in mobile app. we need you for creating this type of app for us so that we can not depend on any other third party. Incase of any doubt we can show you how we're using this software and how it works . [Removed by Freelancer.com Admin] Thank you. Please apply if you have a solid grasp of Android app development and are prepared to work in a dynam...

...require a WORDMARK logo for a fitness company, I prefer the logo to have no icons, your design should be incorporated into the company name. The brand is called Pro Teemz you can join the two words together (ProTeemz) or separate them (Pro Teemz). Attached you will find the file ProTeemz Colour Codes, the logo must only contain these colours or a combination of them. Post your entries on a black (#000000) background please. All "mockup" designs will be immediately rejected, I am looking for something original not generic, similarly any design that contains an element that I can download from shutter stock will also be rejected. I will comment and give positive feedback on all submitted designs each day to make the process as efficient as possible. The...

As someone with a learner's permit, I need a local driving instructor to help me pass my upcoming driving test. The successful tutor needs their own vehicle that I can use for the practical test at the DMV, and take me to the DMV on the test day. I have not scheduled my test day yet, but I prefer to take it before May 20. I will pay $25/hr. Requirements: - Offer both weekday and weekend lessons - Approximately 2 hours of teaching. I used to drive in my country so I am familiar with driving. - Ability to instruct on parallel parking, highway driving, and defensive driving - Experience in preparing students for the driving test Ideally, I would like a flexible, patient instructor who is skilled at teaching. Knowledge of local DMV expectations for the driving test wou...

...creative input on the design style. Key requirements: - Incorporate my name, job title, company logo, and contact details in an eye-catching and professional manner. - Include my social media handles and website to encourage further engagement with my brand. - Design should strike a balance between being visually appealing and maintaining a professional appearance. Ideal skills for this project: - Proficiency in graphic design software to create a polished and attractive layout. - Experience in designing business cards that effectively communicate key information to clients and partners. - Creativity to suggest and implement design elements that enhance the overall impact of the cards. I'm looking for a designer who can deliver a high-quality, compre...

...slightly luxurious double-sided welcome card for our glamping site. The card should be informative and aesthetically pleasing. On one side of the card, a map of our campsite featuring: - Restroom and upscale bathroom facilities - Walking trails - Posh loos - Hot showers and dressing rooms - The Beaute Shed (for festival hair and makeup) - Wellness area (for massage and relaxation) - Hot tubs and sauna - Water points - Festival shuttle pick up / drop off point - Communal fire pit - Various types of accommodation (Bell tents, Tipis, Yurts etc.) - Bar and restaurant yurt - Crew camping areas - SIA security base - Main entrance and car park - Local landmarks such as Glastonbury Tor and the Glastonbury Festival - Reception area On the second side of the card, u...

I'm looking for an adept developer to create a robust simulation of the upcoming 2024 Copa America. The task will involve develo...simulations of match phases or individual games as needed. - Live scoring: The live score updates generated by the simulation should provide an intermediate level of detail, encapsulating scores, as well as yellow/red card incidents. The perfect candidate for this project would be an individual who has substantial experience in developing similar sports simulation systems. Proficiency in coding and software development is essential, along with a solid understanding of football (soccer) to ensure authentic and engaging game simulations. Proficiency in user interface design would also be highly advantageous for enhancing user interactions wit...

I'm seeking an experienced web developer to bring my dynamic classified website to life. Key Features: - User Registration and Login: Implement a seamless and secure user registration and login system. - Listings and Categories: Design and incorporate a user-friendly interface for posting and structuring listings across various categories. - Search and Filters: Integrate a robust search engine with advanced filtering options for users to easily navigate and find what they're looking for. Payment Options: - Credit/Debit Card Payments: Provide a secure payment gateway for users to make transactions using their credit or debit cards. - PayPal: Integrate PayPal as a payment option, ensuring a convenient and familiar method for users. - Bank Transfer: Offer bank transf...

Project Title: Conversion of FBX File to GLTF Format Project Description: We are looking for a skilled freelancer to convert a detailed 3D model from FBX file format to GLTF format. The model is currently optimized for use in 3D rendering software, but needs to be converted to GLTF for compatibility ...the specific requirements for web-based 3D models. - Ability to work efficiently and deliver the final GLTF file within the agreed deadline. Deliverables: - The final GLTF file, ready for web integration. - A brief report detailing any changes made during the conversion process and any recommendations for future optimizations. Project Deadline: - The complete converted file is required within 1 day after project commencement. Budget: - Please provide your quote along with your ap...

End of 7th of May, I will send you the list sewing and garment supplier contacts from Da Nang. It should be as much possible I can find in one day. Thank you.

Responsibilities: Assist with administrative tasks such as filing, data entry, and scheduling. Provide support to various departments as needed. Assist with research projects and presentations.

I'm looking for a professional who can help me encrypt the information on an SD card securely. The purpose of this encryption is to ensure that if someone tries to read the content outside of the Raspberry Pi, it'll be unreadable. Key Requirements: - Encryption Purpose: The primary use of this encryption is to secure data storage. - Data Access Method: The encrypted data should be accessible automatically on boot, without requiring additional steps like entering a password or using a physical key. - Data Sensitivity: The data to be stored on the SD card is highly sensitive, hence the need for robust encryption. The perfect candidate for this project should be highly skilled and experienced in: - Raspberry Pi projects - Data encryption techniques - Software and ha...

We are a small, young driving school from Germany and are growing. To make it even easier for our students to write us reviews on Google, we have created QR codes with a direct link for both of our locations. These two codes should be printed on a business card. The card should contain our company logo and a short, concise sentence asking you to write a review. The background should be black because the logo is always printed that way. Under each QR code it should be clear which branch it belongs to ("Edenkoben" and "Landau")

We're looking for multiple competent native English editors to trim content and help us improve English language usage across a large batch of tutorials. Starting with a paid trial. Please bid $18.

...ability to post "whitelist sessions" to car parking enforcement software via JSON. Key App Features: - Posting whitelist sessions to car park enforcement software - Backlogging user entered information if posting fails due to internet connection or any other reason - Ability to customise user interface for each client - Ability to specify how long each whitelist session is i.e. 2 hours, 3 hours, 1 day etc etc. Given the technical nature of the app, the potential freelancer should possess the following skills and experience: - Proficiency in Android app development - Familiarity with business app development - Understanding of JSON and its application - Experience in car park enforcement software is an asset This is an opportunity to work on a unique project that c...

I'm in need of a creative graphic designer to develop my brand's social media content. The project will primarily focus on the following: - **Logo Design**: I require a fresh, modern logo that encapsulates my brand's values. - **Business Cards**: A professionally designed business card to represent my brand. - **Brand Style Guide**: A cohesive and comprehensive brand style guide that aligns with my brand's identity. The ideal candidate should have a strong portfolio of previous graphic design work, particularly in developing social media content. It's crucial for the potential freelancer to understand the essence of brand identity and translate it into visually appealing designs. I'm looking for someone who can deliver high-quality, orig...

Looking for a modern sleek design similar to the font in the flyer attached. Creative Logo Design for Vegan Day Party. Its a caribbean festival. - Vegan Day Party -

I am looking to create a new e-commerce shop. With no existing set-up, I want a proficient Woocommerce developer to create a site from scratch. This project involves: - Building a user-friendly e-commerce platform from the ground up. - Integrating a credit/debit card payment gateway to ease transactions. - Setting up a system for selling and delivering physical goods. The ideal candidate: - Has strong Woocommerce development experience. - Is proficient in payment gateway integration. - Has experience building e-commerce platforms for physical goods.

I'm in need of an experienced photographer, who specializes in traditional style, for half a day of wedding coverage. Key Requirements: * You'd need to capture moments from multiple perspectives to create a comprehensive narrative of our special day. * An understanding of visual storytelling is essential as the pictures should narratively flow. * It's crucial you have a knack for traditional wedding photography. Ideal Qualifications: * Previous experience in handling half/full-day wedding assignments. * Proven ability to adapt and capture key moments from various angles. * Strong portfolio in traditional wedding photography.

I'm in need of a virtual assistant to support me with my day-to-day tasks. This will involve a range of responsibilities, but the main areas you'll be assisting with are: - Email Management: I need someone who can effectively manage my inbox, filter important messages, and help me prioritize tasks. - Customer Service: Efficient customer service is integral to my business. I need someone who can handle customer queries and ensure their issues are resolved promptly. - Social Media Support: I require assistance with posting updates on both Facebook and Instagram. It would be a significant advantage if you have experience with social media management. The anticipated hours per week for this role are less than 10 hours, at the beginning 3-5. I'm looking for someon...

...information. 2. At least 6, but no more than 10, should be from the sports category. 3. Sort the KOLs into three categories (high, medium, low) based on YouTube followers. 4. Must have a Facebook Page or Instagram Page; having a TikTok account is a plus. 5. At least two of the KOLs must be males aged between 23 and 28. Information required when requesting quotes from KOLs: 1. Travel to Taipei for a 5-day, 4-night trip during August to September 2024. We are an agency and will provide flights and accommodation. 2. Posts on social media promoting Taipei tourism before and after the trip are required; inquire how many posts can be made. 3. At least one YouTube video needs to be posted after the event. 4. Please provide quote price in PHP or USD. Acceptance Documents: 1. Google She...

Hi, Job Title: Senior Developer - SQL Server Analysis Services Experience : 5+ Mandatory Skillset:Seeking a skilled SSAS Developer to contribute to our team's success. Responsibilities include designing, developing, and maintaining SQL Server Analysis Services solutions for business intelligence and data analytics requirements. Tasks involve creating data...visualization and reporting tools is highly valued. Additional knowledge of Excel and .Net development is advantageous. Strong problem-solving abilities, excellent communication skills, and a collaborative mindset are desired traits. Developer has to be at the ON SITE Dubai office.  - Work Location -  Dubai - Number of Working Days - 6 days ( Monday to Friday ) - Number of Working Hours -  10hrs per day...

...WordPress with a focus on e-commerce functionality. - It should have a professional look and be user-friendly, with an interface that makes it easy for customers to browse and purchase products. - As for payment integration, it's crucial that the website supports credit card processing. I have a specific processor, Lenbox, that I'd prefer to use. Ideal Freelancer: - Proven experience in developing e-commerce websites using WordPress. - Familiarity with custom payment gateway integration, specifically Lenbox. - A good eye for design with the ability to create a visually appealing and user-friendly website. If you feel you have the skills and experience needed to complete this project successfully, I look forward to reviewing your bid. Please include examples of...

I am seeking a confident designer's assistance to create 18 unique images for me. Each image will feature: - A texture-based background. The theme for each one will be a metallic card. - 1 to 2 words of minimalist-style engraved text. - My logo, also engraved in a minimalist style. Each image should be a medium size, measuring between 5 and 10cm. Ideal Skills: • Graphic Design • Illustration • Photoshop This project requires a keen eye for design, particularly regarding texture and minimalist aesthetics. If you have a strong understanding and capability within this area, I’d love to see your prior work reflecting these styles. Very porly done example in attachments :)

I am seeking a skilled mobile app developer for creating a marketplace application through which users can buy and sell digital products. Key Features: ...purchases, and enabling secure transactions. - Support for selling digital products specifically photos and videos. They should be appropriately categorized for easy browsing. Payment Integration: - The ability to handle transactions via credit card and PayPal is mandatory. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Previous experience in developing e-commerce mobile apps is required. - Proficiency in both iOS and Android apps development. - Expertise in integrating payment gateways. - Familiarity with developing apps that handle multimedia content. All design and branding elements will be provided. Your task involves develop...

draw previous day max. High nad Low on todays chart draw the lines from midnight to midnight calculate max. High and Low from midnight to midnight needs to be counted and drawn according to time zone set (time zone I will input manually) I am in UTC+2, I need to do calculation in eastearn standart time zone, that's why on my chart are the lines from 6:00 to 6:00 (it is midnight in EST) skips weekends it will draw fridays max High and Low on Monday's chart make for 10 days in history (this variable I want to input manually) It will look like this:

I'm looking for a skilled developer who can create a sophisticated algorithm that excels in the stock market and is designed for day trading. The algorithm should be based on analyzing price action. Key requirements: - Proficiency in developing trading algorithms, specifically for the stock market. - Strong understanding of day trading principles and strategies. - Ability to analyze and prioritize price action data for effective trading decisions.

...professional with UX/UI skills who could closely replicate a Reward Point Page for my restaurant. Here's what I require: - Design Dicto similar to - Implementation of a form where customers can fill in their rewards card details. - A secure login system for customers to review their rewards card details. The Logged in Admin will Change the Business Name, Contact Details (Required in the Last Contact Page in Footer), Links for all Footer Buttons & the Custom Link Adition option for the Button Pay. Country, State all will be similarly taken. All the Filled details will be Store in the Super Admin Part. Please be sure that the design seamlessly integrates with our restaurant's existing online platform. Prior experience designing similar systems w...

The pay rate is $5 per haiku that I use. I am looking for 10 to 20 haiku to be used in greeting cards. I am producing greeting cards called Brutally True Haiku. Each card will have a humorous haiku that addresses one of those brutal truths that we need to know but don't want to hear. A couple of amateur examples: You are bad at sex Porn is not education Ask me what I like He does not text you Because he does not want to Don't complicate truth I am looking for haiku that are humorous in their simple truth. (They are actually only funny if you are not the receipient). They should not be malicious and they should not be so softened that the brutal truth is obscured. They should not have flowery poetic language. Some possible subjects are always being late,...

I'm currently looking for a professional with creative design skills to facilitate modifications of an existing symbol-based logo. Here are the main elements I want modified: - we are adding a new division to our current business - same day courier service - need to use the existing logo and modify 1. instead of the wording 'superclean', change it to 'U click, WE deliver' 2. the style of the logo, the colors and anything else can be changed (except "spritzy") Ideal Skills and Experience: - Expertise in logo design - Proficiency in graphic design software - Attention to detail - Creativity and innovation - Previous experience modifying existing logos