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I am seeking an experienced video editor who can skillfully create engaging 3-5 minute montages for my YouTube channel from Twitch streams. The video edits should prioritize: - Funny moments - Highlights of gameplay - good plays from ncaa 14, touchdown passes, tackles, completed passes Your demonstrated expertise in creating high-quality, fast-paced, and comedic montage-style videos is paramount for this project. Understanding geek culture and gaming terminologies will be a notable advantage. Please include your past gaming montage edits as references in your proposal. I welcome any creative ideas you can bring that will help to make the videos more entertaining and attractive.

I'm in need of a creative and skilled writer to craft comedy skits for my TikTok channel. The highly engaging content should target an adult audience. Key Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilitie...Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilities The ideal freelancer should have a keen sense of humor, an understanding of the TikTok platform and be able to produce content that resonates specifically with an adult audience. I'm looking for skits that are funny, relatable a...

I'm in need of an expert who can establish an effective indoor wayfinding system for specific rooms and departments in commercial spaces, including stores, galleries, theaters, parking lots, casinos, etc. This will encompass: - Designing a clear and intuitive pathway using physical signs, specifically directions with arrows. - Creating directions to defined variables in the commercial space. - Being able to visualize the user journey through our indoor space and mapping it out logically. Ideal skills and experience: - Proven experience in wayfinding system design, specifically for indoor spaces. - Excellent design skills with a keen eye for intuitive visual communication. - A good understanding of space utilization in a building environment.

I'm seek...a skilled developer to create a trading script that leverages the trend following strategy. The specific indicators the script should use are Moving averages, MACD, Volume Profile, ATR, and VWAP. - **Trend Identification:** The script should be able to identify trends based on 15-minute data timeframe. - **Required Expertise:** I would ideally be interested in a coder with extensive knowledge of algorithmic trading, and experience in developing trading scripts. An understanding of trend-following strategies and the mentioned indicators is a must. This engagement will necessitate a strong knowledge of financial markets and trading. If you are a detail-oriented coder and familiar with the trend-following strategy, your skills will be ide...

I'm seeking skilled animators with expertise in 2D animation to bring meme content to life. - I'm interested in animators who can create memes that are both humorous and clever, so a good sense of comedy and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet cul...and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet culture and current trends in memes, as well as the ability to adapt these into animations. - Experience in creating content for social media will be a plus. Looking forward to collaborating with talented meme animators. We have already created the character. We just need him in different scenarios and funny situations related to today's news and current affairs while also addi...

Project Description: We are seeking a skilled Java developer to contribute to the development of an e-commerce platform ( A BASIC DESIGN ) with the following key features: User Management: Implementation of user accounts with basic profile information (name, email, password). Product Management: Creation of a product listing functionality with basic product details (name, description, price, category, etc.). Inclusion of at least 100 sample products for demonstration. recommendation system: Generate recommendations based on simple rules and user behavior. For example, you can recommend products that are popular among other users, products in the same category as the ones the user has viewed, or products with similar price ranges. Store and update user view history in the database....

...travel booking mobile application, complete with a web-based admin panel using modern technologies. The core feature of the app is travel package booking. Technology will be NodeJs/Flutter/React Native/Firebase ONLY Key Features: - Travel Package Booking aimed at solo travelers and families. - Search feature to search for destination - Provide detailed information about the package (including directions) - Wallet system for cash management (only to manage refunds) - accounting history - Vendor payment - Booking/cancellation/notifications/feedback The admin panel should include: - User management - Data uploading for treks - Payment management - app configurations I have more details to share with the chosen developer for further fine-tuning. Ideal Candidate: The ideal f...

I'm looking for a skilled developer to create a fun and engaging website for my meme token. The website will be a PARODY of a popular Adult website. NO PORN, JUST FUNNY VIDEOS. Key Features: ** Refer ** - Require all functionalities as but with the theme of pornhub website. - Videos will be hosted on youtube with link to our website as per sample. - Other then mainpage with videos there will be 3-4 other pages with general meme token information like tokennomics, Presale (no web3- just a page), Socials, dexscreener chart, Contact us etc. - Require ability for admin to upload videos from time to time. - Ideally use a tech stack like react.js ,node.js so that future web3 developments can be incorporated. Ideal Freelancer: - Proficient in web development, particularly

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I'm in need of a talented individual who can create high-quality, cartoonish style animated GIFs for my marketing and promotional campaigns. Key Requirements: - Create funny and humorous, yet professional animated GIFs for my promotional and marketing needs. - The GIFs will be used across various platforms such as social media, email marketing campaigns, and website banners. So, they need to be versatile and engaging. - The desired style for these GIFs is 'Cartoonish'. Therefore, experience in creating such content or a strong portfolio in cartoon-style animation is highly desired. Your responsibilities will include: - Conceptualizing and storyboarding the GIFs. - Designing and animating the cartoonish GIFs in a way that is both entertaining and fits the marketing p...

...The challenging aspect of this project is to modify an existing locked Excel spreadsheet which is used to calculate dosages once a patient's weight is entered. Tasks involve: - Updating the dosages of specific medications based on the guidelines I have on hand. - Modifying the weight-based formula in alignment to these dosage updates. Skills and experience: - Proficient in Excel and worksheet protection - Comprehensive understanding of medical dosages - Experience or understanding of weight related dosages calculations. I will provide the necessary medication and dosage guidelines to the successful bidder for reference. The ideal candidate needs to have a keen eye for detail and strong knowledge in medicinally related calculations. This is not only a spreadshe...

NERC Holidays Insertion Directions I am creating a excel sheet for electricity pricing research. There are typical days and there are holidays for which the typical load (demand) shape gets distorted. As a preliminary step in this project, I need to identify all of the holidays that occurred from January 1, 2006 until present. The recognized holidays for the US electricity markets are called “NERC holidays,” which is the abbreviation for the North American Electric Reliability Corporation. The six recognized NERC holidays are New Year’s Day Memorial Day (last Monday in May) Independence Day (always July 4) Labor Day (first Monday in September) Thanksgiving Day (the fourth Thursday in November) Christmas Day (always December 25) Please also add three

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Pinterest campaigns: create a simple strategy approach • Plan: Define the target audience and campaign goals. Identify main KPIs. • Creative directions: examples of images or videos that speak to our audience. • Analyze & optimize: Suggest how to track campaign performance against KPIs; what sorts of A/B tests do you propose to improve results?

I'm in need of a creative and experienced comedy content writer to help me produce humorous content for my YouTube channel. Specifically, I'm looking for content similar to 'FUN WITH TAVISHI'. Key ...content writer to help me produce humorous content for my YouTube channel. Specifically, I'm looking for content similar to 'FUN WITH TAVISHI'. Key Requirements: - Content: Create original, engaging and humorous content for YouTube shorts. The content should be suitable for a all age group. - Length: The shorts should be less than 2 minutes long. This means you should be able to deliver punchy, funny content within a short timeframe. it can be message type /emotional of story .it should be like below .

Create a Professional Branding FB Banner for instant authority. It is a FB Banner for a FB profile that will be used to sell Digital Marketing Services to Vegan/Plant based Nutritionists, Health coaches, Wellness coaches. DIRECTIONS: Please create a FB Banner with the quality of a $1Million company. It should be on the same level as this quality: The words on it will be “Grow Your Nutrition Business Organically and Get Clients On Autopilot” Should Look Organic, fruits, vegetables, health, sunlight, plants, Nature-like, It can have any of those elements. It should be plant/nutrition based - 100% NO Animal Food Products. Yellow/Orange: #FFC022 Dark Teal: #00606e Magic Teal: #00CCCC Pale Yellow: #FFFF5B

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I am looking for an artistic designer who can create a realistic t-shirt design where a face of our choice is superimposed onto Gollum, the character from 'Lord of the Rings', who is hoarding over phone chargers. This original and funny shirt is intended to convey a lighthearted message about our constant need for chargers. Ideal skills and experience: - Expertise in graphic design and illustration - Proficient in image manipulation techniques - Familiarity with the concept of superimposing - Understanding of the character "Gollum" from The Lord of the Rings - A strong aesthetic sense As for our time frame: we have no strict deadline, so the priority here is quality rather than speed. We appreciate your creativity and look forward to seeing your designs!

I'm looking for a designer to create a funny, bright and colorful T-shirt design that incorporates popular memes. - You should be able to leverage existing popular memes in a fresh and creative way, resulting in a design that's both visually appealing and sure to make people smile. - An understanding of color theory and how to use bright and colorful palettes is a must to ensure the design pops on the shirt. - Experience with designing for print on demand services or T-shirt printing is a plus, as the final design should be easily translatable to a physical product. Please share your portfolio demonstrating your experience with both humor and color, and ideally, any previous T-shirt design work you've done.

I'm seeking an experienced translator who can convert marketing materials between Chinese and English with a focus on maintaining a creati... to ensure accurate and meaningful translations. - Creativity: The translated content should resonate with the audience in the target language while maintaining the essence of the original work. - Marketing expertise: A good understanding of marketing principles and the ability to adapt them to different cultural contexts. Additional Information: - This project requires translations in both directions: Chinese to English and English to Chinese. - The target style for the translated materials is creative and engaging. - Experience in translating marketing materials is a strong asset. - A portfolio showcasing similar previous work would be...

I'm seeking an experienced portrait photographer to capture modern corporate style professional headshots to be used on a corporate website. The photographer should be familiar with modern corporate sty...photographer to capture modern corporate style professional headshots to be used on a corporate website. The photographer should be familiar with modern corporate styles and can provide samples of similar work completed previously. Key Requirements: - Experience in taking professional corporate headshots - Familiarity with modern corporate styles - Ability to guide the sessions smoothly, giving clear directions - Availability for sessions at my office in Kala Ghoda - Quick turnaround of edited photos Ideal Skills: - Professional Photography - Photo Editing - Modern Cor...

...stop and let you know the error. Many errors and we will not review any more of your videos. PLEASE DOUBLE CHECK using the spreadsheet and example video This is definitely a project that will have follow up work for the top quality entries We don’t need perfection, but it can’t be blatantly wrong. It takes many variations to train our machine learning model. Good luck and PLEASE FOLLOW DIRECTIONS...

...halt movement or make a relief motion, as chosen in a programmed ‘Safety response choice’ - function. These safeties are divided into following: - Safe O, detects only in opening movement, e.g. torque feedback - Safe C, detects only in closing movement, e.g. the photocells and torque feedback - Safe O-C, detects in opening and closing movement, e.g. the safety edges Commands: The program within the controller coordinates with access control systems, such as induction loops, keypads, RFID readers, or other authentication methods, to permit or restrict entry. All of these methods are connected to one of the ‘Commands’. These commands are divided into following: - O : only starts the opening movement - C : only starts the closing movement - O ...

...this script to feel like a casual chat between friends, not a boring video simply stating facts. The tone should be light, engaging, and sprinkled with a touch of humor or irony here and there. Here's what we're aiming for: - Tone and Style: Think of telling a fascinating story to a friend over coffee. Your script should be conversational, lively, and engaging. Although we're not looking for a "funny" video per se, feel free to throw in witty remarks or playful jokes to keep things interesting. - Content Points: * You have complete creative control over the content and structure of the script. * Script Length: Minimum 1,800 words. Retention is key on Youtube, so make sure every word invites our viewers deeper into the story, keeping them hooked from s...

...detailed information on rides, facilities, and attractions. -Location Search: Allows users to search for specific places within the park, such as restrooms, shops, play areas, and stalls. -Map Display: Shows a park map with pathways, scenic areas, and key points of interest. -Distance Calculation: Enables users to calculate distances between different points within the park. -Directions Guidance: Provides detailed directions to reach desired locations within the park. The ideal candidate for this project should have experience developing web applications, ideally with a focus on GIS systems. Experience in the amusement park or tourism industry would be a plus. Please note that users should not be required to create an account to use the application, and the application ...

I'm in need of a video editor with a knack for creating engaging personal video montages. My project involves: - Combining family, travel, and event videos into a compelling montage. - All footage provided is under 3 hours in total. - The preferred editing style is funny/comical with special effects and music. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in modern video editing software. - Experience in creating personal/family video montages. - Excellent sense of pace and timing. - Ability to craft narrative within a music video framework. - A keen eye for detail and a creative mind are a must to transform our precious memories into an attractive video montage. - sense of humour

Hi everyone, I'm looking for someone who specializes in surface modelling. I need a part with curves in all 3 directions

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I would like to create a video of a wake filmed at a pub this Saturday 18th May 24 at 3pm to 5pm. The deceased passed unexpectedly and left a 16 yr old son behind. The subject's friends are gathering to mark his passing and we would like to film some of the event to send as a memory to his 16yr old son. We would like to record how people knew the subject and record some funny stories about his life. He was a very funny man. The tone of the final output should convey a celebration of the individual's life rather than focusing on the grief. Skills and Experience Required: - Experience in filming wakes or similar events - Proficient in family-style video creation - Expert film editing skills to highlight key moments - Capacity to produce a video that distinctly celeb...

I'm seeking a skilled professional to develop a custom Telegram bot for me. While no specific features or design aspects have been chosen, the ideal freelancer should be adaptable and prepared to discuss potential options based on their expertise. Key Responsibilities: - Consult on potentia...Responsibilities: - Consult on potential features and design aspects. - Develop a user-friendly Telegram bot. Required Skills and Experience: - Proven track record of developing Telegram bots. - Excellent consulting and communication skills. - Creative problem-solving abilities. This project requires someone who can not only do the job competently but also provide valuable suggestions on possible directions we can take this bot. Let's discuss and decide together. I look forward ...

...acquire some Paid or In Kind (free stuff) Sponsorships.. Food, liquor, etc. Maybe even speakers if possible. I prefer a paid sponsor. Also need help on strategy. Such as what to include in pitch deck and best approach when contacting companies. Event Location: New York Hosted by: The page is a social media account that posts popular millennial Black culture memes, quotes, funny videos. Recap video of party will be displayed on the IG account & will include coverage/product placement of sponsors. Here is an example of last years party recap video: Party will be in same location, and similar vibe. The crowd will consist of young black millennial socialites, ages 25-40. In the group will be creators, influencers, black professionals

Seeking a skilled and creative animator to bring my Dungeons and Dragons (DnD) characters to life in a 2-min...skilled and creative animator to bring my Dungeons and Dragons (DnD) characters to life in a 2-minute comedic animated skit. The animation will accompany a specific song provided. Ideal Animator Skills and Experience: - Proficient in 2D animation - Ability to incorporate a lighthearted, funny tone - Experience with creating humorous animated content - Knowledge of DnD or RPGs is a plus Project Details: - The animation style is not specified, leaving room for your creative interpretation. - Maintain a funny and lighthearted tone throughout - Characters should perform actions that loosely sync with the given song. Looking forward to see your unique take on this a...

I am seeking a skilled designer to Photoshop an asian family into a beautiful natural landscape setting (under a huge elm tree/ with the...should be on the left side of the image, and the right side should be relatively empty for my other website elements. -You may choose the images to use. They should be royalty free and licensed for use commercially. (I can pay more for this if unable to get good free ones). Ideal Candidates: - Experienced in creating composite images with a focus on natural settings. - Able to follow specific directions regarding the layout and elements of the image. - Versatile in illustrating human subjects and activities in a genuine, heartwarming manner. If you feel you can bring this vision to life, please submit your portfolio or relevant work for cons...

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I'm currently working on a video podcast that humorously explores British culture. I'm in need of an experienced comedy scriptwriter who's adept at crafting light-hearted and whimsical content. Key Responsibilities: - Create engaging and funny scripts that humorously explore various aspects of British culture. - Write content that resonates with a broad audience, tapping into the light-hearted and whimsical tone I'm aiming for. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Extensive experience in writing comedy, preferably for video or audio formats. - A solid understanding of British culture and its nuances. - Ability to deliver fresh and original content that's both entertaining and informative. - A keen sense of humor and a knack for light-hearted and whimsical comedy...

I am seeking a qualified barrister or lawyer in the Bournemouth area who is experienced in managing family law procedures to assist me with my current on-going court proceedings. I will do all the paperwork - but I need someone to represent me in the courtroom. At present it is one day (28th May) for an hour directions hearing. May lead to more. Requirements: - A strong focus and understanding of family law, especially in child arrangements and child maintenance - Proven experience with on-going court proceedings. You must be skilled at handling court processes and be available to immediately intervene for the client's best interest. Ideal candidate is an experienced barrister or lawyer who practices in the Bournemouth area. I'd welcome a brief consulting discussi...

...create an engaging and humorous short video script, of approximately 300 - 400 words. The script should center around funny workplace scenarios leveraging satire as the form of humor. I need you to develop characters such as a Boss, an Employee, and a Co-worker. I have some sample scripts and videos to give you an idea of what I am looking for. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proficiency in script writing, particularly in creating comedic content - Strong acting skills, specially in performing comedic roles - Experience in developing office-based characters and scenarios - A sound understanding and knowledge of Satire as a form of humor - A knack for creating funny workplace dialogues and situations. If you are up for this interesting project, I welco...

I'm looking for a creative designer with an eye for modern and sleek directions to put together a leaflet for our ECO4 grant direct mail campaign. The main focus of this leaflet will be to present the eligibility criteria for the ECO4 grant in a way participants can smoothly understand. Ideal skills: - Proven experience in graphic design, particularly leaflet design. - Ability to create a modern, sleek look while making important details stand out. - Familiarity with environment-friendly color schemes to match our brand values. Tasks: - Design figures, visuals, and layouts which communicate the eligibility criteria for ECO4 grant effectively. - Subtly incorporate our corporate colours for brand consistency within the environment-friendly theme. You'll be task...

I'm in need of a skilled developer who can integrate Google Map API , I want to display the locations on the google map. We can push the location name through APIs and those locations should be populated on the Google map Requirements: - Display Locations: The developer should help in displaying locations on the map using an external API. - Generating Directions: The app should also be able to provide accurate directions to users based on the selected locations. - Custom Marker Designs: I'm looking to have a unique set of markers on the map. The developer should help in implementing this feature. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in Google Map API: The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of the Google Map API and its various functionalities. - Expe...

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I'm looking for a skilled speech writer who can create a modern, humorous best man speech that captures the essence of the bride and groom's relationship, as well as some childhood memories with the groom. - The theme of the wedding is modern, so the speech should complement this style. - The tone of the speech should be light-hearted, funny, and engaging. - The best man speech should include anecdotes about the bride and groom's relationship, as well as some childhood memories with the groom. Ideal skills and experience: - Prior experience in speech writing, particularly wedding speeches. - Ability to infuse humor into the speech while keeping it engaging. - Understanding of modern wedding themes and the dynamics of relationships. Looking forward to hearing from t...

...or willingness to learn specific content creation strategies to maximize viewer retention and engagement, specifically on YouTube (George Blackman is a great resource () Excellent storytelling, writing, and editing skills, capable of conveying complex tech information in an engaging and accessible manner. (Emphasis on witty, funny, educational but entertaining writing!) * Other than any meetings needed, your hours are flexible and will be mainly async. Important Note: * While AI tools can be utilized for preliminary research and as an aid, they should not contribute more than 5-10% to the scriptwriting process. We emphasize the importance of original, human-driven creativity in scriptwriting, as AI is not yet adept at capturing

...Youtube. * Able to know or learn George Blackman's content creation strategies, including mini-payoffs and compelling hooks and outros, to maximize viewer retention and engagement. () * Excellent storytelling, writing, and editing skills, with the ability to convey complex information in an engaging way. (Emphasis on witty, funny, educational but entertaining writing!) * Other than any meetings needed, your hours are flexible and will be mainly async. Important Note: * While AI tools can be utilized for parts of the preliminary research and as an aid, they should not contribute more than 5-10% to the scriptwriting process. We emphasize the importance of original, human-driven creativity in scriptwriting, as AI is not yet

USE THE PHOTO I UPLOADED!!!! I am seeking a creative and talented illustrator who can bring an engaging and humorous vision to life. I the photo of the car I uploaded performing some funny stunts – specifically, I want to see the car jumping a ramp with flames shooting out its back. This should strike the perfect balance between funny and impressive, crafted with a sense of light-hearted fun. USE THE PICTURE I UPLOADED INTO THIS! Although I have left some questions unanswered, I invite freelancers to use their creativity and propose different funny add-ons or elements to be incorporated with the base idea. Preferred freelancer skills & experiences: - Graphic design or illustration experience - Creative mind with a sense of humor - Understanding of visual...

I'm looking for a graphic designer to assist with creating nursing-related designs for various products. These products include straw toppers, stickers, mugs, bags, socks, congratulation items/gift for graduating nursing school and etc. The primary goal for these designs is to create a UNIQUE, cohesive and appealing brand identity. Funny and out of the box ideas are welcomed :) Key Requirements: - Expertise in graphic design with a focus on creating visually appealing and cohesive designs - Experience in designing for physical products such as mugs, bags, and stickers - Understanding of nursing-related elements and themes - Ability to incorporate elements such as nurse hats, medical equipment, nursing quotes, symbols, and care scenes into the designs in a creative and visually...

I am seeking a game artist with knowledge and experience in 2D tile design to work on my upcoming game. The selected artist will work closely with me to create a captivating, modern cityscape and a unique robot character. The assets will be used in a game to teach kids (ages 6-12) how to code. The robot character doesn't need a lot of actions (moving in different directions, picking up an object, putting down an object, and that's it) but might need to have a few expressions included (happy/sad/...) to represent progress in the game. Key Responsibilities: - Creating tile sets required to build the city and its outskirts, ranging from roads, buildings, lampposts to parks (reference art: Kenney city sets) - Designing a cube-like robot character riding on a pair of appealin...

I'm seeking an artist experienced in creating funny, cartoon-styled artwork for a series of meme coins. My preferences are as follows: - Style: I want the artwork's style to be cartoon-like. Someone with a keen eye for creating engaging, humorous cartoons would be ideal for this project. - Color Scheme: Please stick to warm colors such as reds, oranges, and yellows to portray the energetic and upbeat vibe I'm aiming for. - Mood: The overall tone should be humorous. The artwork should infuse an element of fun and should casually connect with the meme coin community. - Themes are: Politics Sports Cats This is a unique project; hence, prior experience in creating digital cartoons or digital assets, especially in the cryptocurrency world, will prove beneficial. The ...

I'm seeking a talented graphics designer to create a cartoonish style sticker of chicken Joe as a paratrooper for personal expression. Cartoonish, chicken strapped as an 82nd airborne army. The key requirements are: - Sticker design centered around personal expression - Cartoonish style artwork - Sticker must be medium-sized, between 5 and 10 cm Not much experienced, just make it funny and have fun with it. Need 40 stickers. Please send me your quote.

I'm looking for an experienced script writer to create a funny, engaging text for a promotional video. The video is aimed at individuals who have yard work to do (snow blowing, lawn mowing, leaf blowing). It should be something that resonates with their experience and brings a smile to their face. Key requirements: - Experience in writing scripts for promotional videos - Ability to create humorous content - Understanding of the target audience, particularly people involved in yard work Please share previous projects or examples that demonstrate your skills in creating engaging, funny video scripts. The product we are promoting is called Yarbo - 3-in-1 multi-function yard robot. It's fully autonomous and can be controlled remotely.