English language screenplay script development

I have a concept for a screenplay working title 'Old Folks', strapline is 'Sex and Drugs and Bed and Breakfast'. I have a basic outline involving two London new media boys who get in a spot of bother over a blog with a dodgy multi-B&B/retirement home/halfway house owner in Eastbourne (UK). The owner gets sent to jail, the boys get mouthy in a fact-finding mission, and as various baddies emerge to attack our heroes in a variety of amusing seaside town-related missions, which sees a mild-medium body count but plenty of slapstick - getting darker as the plot progresses until the boss comes out for a final showdown with our [login to view URL] hero in an orgy of t'ai chi versus prison shank excess. There's unnecessary drug use, sex with health workers, and violence - in that order. What I need: Someone with some life experience (preferably in the sex and drugs field, healthcare optional) to flesh out the wordy bits. Someone who enjoys writing, has a lot of free time on their hands, I get on with, and is available for skype chats sometime between 7am and 9pm NZ time. A portfolio of your writing would be nice, but just a catchily-worded email will do! Reasonable English - I'll tidy up grammar and spelling, punctuation etc no problem. Wicked sense of humour essential! What I will provide: A full outline of the plot above. A three-minute film plot written previously, to give you an idea of what I'm after. Access to a (well-blooded) director, producer and actors for support. My undivided attention, guidance, inspiration and support! One final word - funds are extremely limited. Bid wisely. I'll be especially interested in anyone who wants a cut of any profits made in lieu of upfront payment... This is all set up on google docs, so all individual contributions are mapped from the word go. There you go! Cheers!