Night Club website re-design

We are an upcoming nightclub. Our website is good..but needs to improve format wise. The successful applicant will be capable in graphic design and can introduce to the site a function for a calendar, will make the site more visually attractive and make it user friendly for our computer illiterate staff. A content management system would be ideal but as we have to update the site reguarly, whatever is easiest for us is acceptable. The website will be developed on a seperate server. I do not have time, nor do I want to sit and answer a million questions..if you cannot use initiatve and answer your own questions do not reply. I am not a website designer, but will effectively set the narrative for what I expect of this website. If you do not speak excellent english and do not provide decent communication to me, do not apply. Payment will only be made on completion, and I reserve the right to scrap the project if I do not think you are qualified or if it is not moving at an acceptable price. Those are the conditions, sorry to be blunt, to many designers have messed me about on other projects. If you cannot immediately provide me reference to other websites you have worked on, do not reply. If you cannot meet the requirements do not reply. Thanks.