Hi!
My name is Andrew, I'm based out of Washington DC working on the iOS application for the Washington Post paper. Before that I freelanced Android (Out of Milk) which yielded 8.5 million downloads and 4.6 stars. In addition to straight map/reduce Hadoop, I have ML skills with Spark (though not as good as Hadoop) and Cascading. Not bad if i I do say so myself. Play around with the app and give me a call at approx 1PM EST if you're available.
Thanks
Andrew