Teach me how to edit videos

Its a Simple project if you know how to edit videos and can teach me how to do it. I need to know what kind of software I need for Windows based operating system. Then give me time to purchase the software before we start. Then I need to know How long your willing to show me how to do this and for how much money. If I have questions afterwards will you answer those? and for how long? Must speak and write good english, so I can understand. Would like to start asap. At least by the weekend.