I will host a MySQL server on Azure, this will allow you to see the progress. If the MySQL database is larger than 1 gig, please do not accept this proposal.
Relevant Skills and Experience
I host my own MySQL databases and I scrape data into these. I use shared hosting and phpAdmin with SQL to draw the information I need.
The request is not complex data size will determine offer.
Proposed Milestones
$0.01 CAD - Setup Server and PHP (Azure, will take about 20minutes)
$0.01 CAD - Obtain slicing and dicing requirement
$0.01 CAD - Get data uploaded (Can write a batch script so that the info can be uploaded)
$0.01 CAD - Once uploaded the fun starts, we slice and dice.
$35 CAD - Only once we are both in agreement that I delivered as promissed would I accept payment.
$0.01 CAD - I will keep the solution hosted for a maximum of 5 days, then we will remove this.
Additional Services Offered
$10 CAD - Host the solution on some shared hosting, but it would be limited to batches of 500mb for 6 months
How big is the dataset, I have assumed a small amount as you have a small budget.