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Hi there, I am a professional writer. Please ask me for more samples to have an idea about the quality of my service. I am highly interested in doing this project so please discuss with me. Looking forward to hearing from you soon! Regards, Revival

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Hi! I would love to work with you on this project. I am generally a gregarious, delightful person and am always looking forward to passing the joy on to others. There is no more spontaneous and inexpensive way to do that than through humor. It is my life. Besides, what's better than a doctor so taken up with a joke that he slaps a patient's shoulder only to realize that the needle was still in hand and the patient is healed! So long as, the surgeon doesn't get so teary-eyed from a joke that the assistant has to keep two pads at hand: one for the open wound and one for the surgeon's eyes! Feel free to contact me about this project. Regards, Joji

I am a comedy writer with a Masters degree in psychology. I believe I can provide the type of material you are interested in.

Well, I think I am funny. Several reliable sources have determined that I am funny. I once went to the doctor and asked him if I was funny and he said, "how could I know; I'm a doctor!" I said, well, I still want a second opinion, and he said "well, you seem like a fool as well." So much for the opinion of doctors. I actually wanted to be an oncologist until I found out that it involved a lot more than simply being on call.... So, I settled for getting a PhD, which is like being a doctor but not being willing or able to help anyone in any way. Thus, my writing has become my fortune. And that fortune can be added up to make .... well, let's put it this way: I am now bidding on the opportunity to entertain doctors.... How helpful can that be to the world? A doctor with no patience? that's me! But seriously, I have written humour articles many times and would be happy to show you how humorous I could be if paid. This is all I can offer for free, though, sadly. Contact me here if you are interested. Adieu, SANDY