Design a Webpage/Squeeze Page Similar to www.absanity.com

I already have the website outlined for you. It is a fitness site. Similar to a squeeze page Details a) I already have my hosting site through blue host and domain name from godaddy. b) I don't have the email auto responder and Shopping Cart Set Up 1) I want to be able to edit my site (Photos and Text) 2) Ability to have meta tags and for me to edit them 3) Ability to add coupons to shopping cart 4) Add disclaimers and privacy policy on site 5) Ability to potentially have ads on site 6) Ability to Connect to Social Media on Site (FB and Twitter) 7) I want it similar to this format [login to view URL] and have the free info giveaway similar to [login to view URL] I want it to have a free ebook email optin to my email auto responder. (I have a 20 page free ebook to give out) I want an email auto responder to send out sales letters that I will send affiliate links to (I have not set up the email auto responder) I want a website with a shopping cart and after they buy have 7 products for people to download. (I have not set up the shopping cart but I want to be able to alter the sales price) IF YOU HAVE ANY INPUT OR HOW IT COULD BE BETTER FEEL FREE TO GIVE ME FEEDBACK. Ability at the end of the squeeze page to add a graphic to make it look like a book On website have meta tags for how to get girls to chase you. (Have ability for me to edit that) Have ability to have ads on the site for ad revenue (possibly)