543626 Pro CSS & PHP coder for wordpres needed

In my wordpress website, you will need to count the number of comment for facebook and wordpress and display it in the front page and in the post page. I want to redo the menu look. I want this: [login to view URL] or [login to view URL] I also want parts of my website to appear with a movie like effect. Slowly. example: [login to view URL] that slowly appearing effect. I need a subscription box in the front page, so people can subscribe to newsletters. In wordpress, I have a calendar widget, when I change the month, it brings a new page with month archive, but I want ajax installed to this widget so if I click last month, it just change within the widget. I need someone who is expert at CSS because I want to change the footer appearance, as well as some buttons on my website. So please only bid if you are a css expert as I will be changing some looks of my website and check the browser compatibility between each browser. Please take these into consideration when you bid. At the moment the website is using gravatar, but when I click remove avatar image, I cannot make it go back to using gravatar in my profile. I need a button that will let user to use gravatar again. I also need facebook like, google+ twitter follow button on my website in the front page. I need to make sure that customer don't see the backend of wordpress, because sometimes, when I click login too fast before website load it go there. also need to change the text in the email people receive when they register on the website. also, in the post submit page of the website, I need some extra field to display coupon code and post expiry date. when the post is expired the color of title should change. I also need to change the font color of title if the title contains a dollar value "$". Please only bid if you are CSS & PHP expert!!