Hello! Your book sounds very intriguing and as if it would be extremely enjoyable to edit. I LOVE satire, and find it makes editing that much more pleasurable when working on a favorite genre.
You'll find my work to be accurate, expedient, and spot on, according to whatever guidelines you provide. I've been a freelance writer and editor for 20 years, and love this work. One of my areas of specialty is honing word counts down to a more manageable level, while retaining the "bite" and true message the author desires to convey.
Of course, YOU would retain all rights and profits from sales. If you like, I would be more than happy to sign an NDA, in order for you to feel most comfortable about working with me.
I'd like to offer you a "spec edit" - if you send me a chapter or passage that's about 500 to 1,000 words long, I'll be happy to work my editorial magic :-) (tongue in cheek here, but some clients have dubbed my skills as such) and let you see how I could help your book shine to its utmost capacity. This would be free of charge - a demo, if you will.
Is your MS in Word, or another format? Please let me know if you have any other questions for me.
I don't know why the other bidders are giving you such long range time frames for completion. A book of this length should only take a few days to edit properly.
Thanks for your time & consideration. I wish you all the very best with what sounds like will become a very popular, fun book!
Sincerely,
Cheryl E. Booth