Content Writing

Comic/comedy writer for comic illustrations to cheer up a business book I am looking for a few one/two line jokes to go with the cartoon/comic like illustrations. The jokes will be a part of comic inserted into my book, which is quite serious right now – it is a business book about sales. Here is the outline of the book http://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Sell-Ultimate-Sales-System-ebook/dp/B016W8A1GG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1448526567&sr=8-1&keywords=lilia+severina and a few lines from table of contents 1 – Your weaknesses vs your strengths 2 – how to become twenty times more productive 3 – how to avoid the seven top time wasters 4 – opportunity of your life time comes every week – how to spot them? 5 – the lost art of questioning - What do a salesman, a shrink and a lawyer all have in common I need one or two one-liners for each picture/illustration (pictures are being bid out as well) to go with the above subjects. The picture will illustrate the point on the table of contents and the punch line will make the readers laugh. Think Dilbert as an example of style. I would like to copyright what you produce so the jokes need to be unique. I would appreciate both examples of your prior work and examples of jokes on above subjects so I can figure if there is a fit. Also idea on price and timeframes. I have other jobs coming up that have similar requirements. Kind regards Lilia