Hi
you crazy guy, there is always implicit limitation. Freelancer.com has freelancers who can do anything and everything that does not mean that they can do what you are saying. Have some common sense buddy. We all have freedom of expression, it does not mean that we are totally free to express whatever we feel. Your project is rubbish!
Do yourself, search the Missing airline in your community swimming pool, if can find I will give you whatever you demand. Go ahead, all the best of luck
Well wisher
sashi