30 short articles on adult topics

Need a decent SEO writer to write 30 short articles on each of 30 different keywords. The keywords are about an ADULT topic, so please do not respond if you have some problem writing about something sex related. Each keyword should appear in each article at least 4-5 times. Each article should contain 600-800 characters and 3-4 paragraphs. Please read this carefully, and then, if, and only if you have read it carefully, you will write the words "your mother" in the private message. Do not write this in the general message which all of the other bidders can see. Only write it in the private message. Also, in the private message, give us 1-2 examples of articles you have recently written. Only bidders who follow these rules will be considered. There is a lot of this type of work available for someone who is smart enough to follow simple rules, and who pays attention to details.