In Progress

PHP work...........

If you're a contractor that generally gets frustrated at the stupidity and laziness of people, then this job could be for you.

I employ 15+ people via Upwork / Freelancer, have real-world projects that have ongoing work.

I'm sick of hiring people that disappear after one day.

I'm sick of people applying with generic cover letters.

I'm sick of people who do spend 7 days saying their working on the code, and then email me to say they can't do it.

So here's the deal...

If you apply... you are agreeing to the following conditions:

- I'll hire you immediately to do a "test" project which will take any good coder about 5 hours MAX. This will be modifying some existing code that works fine but needs some changes. It's PHP, no framework, calls a scraping API and returns the data into a database. Quite simple.

- No money will be put into escrow, no money will be paid to you... until I'm happy you've done the first "test" project and it's done within 3 days. Then I'll pay you for the time you've spent.

- From there, I'll give you as much ongoing work as you like, at a rate you decide. Work will all be PHP and you can chose to do high-end scraping / analytics, UI, Wordpress, etc... it's entirely up to you. To avoid disappointment I'd suggest you put in your application what work you're interested in and at what rate to avoid being hired for work you don't like / can't do.

- I won't answer any questions until after I've hired you

If you feel this is a ridiculous job posting and feel that I'm trying to scam you, or that it just isn't worth it, then don't apply. By applying I assume you're willing to take the risk to play it by the rules set out above.

PS: All those non-idiots out there that are actually great coders looking for great work AND can speak English quite well AND knows how frustrating it is to find good contractor... we'll get along just fine; don't worry about a thing.


Skills: PHP

See more: work with upwork, work on upwork, work in upwork, working with upwork, working on upwork, work how freelancer php, work as a freelancer projects, wordpress freelancer upwork, wordpress contractor job, who work as freelancer in upwork, who is upwork, who gets the escrow money, what's upwork, what is working on upwork like, upwork worth, upwork work, upwork wordpress, upwork who this work, upwork test questions, upwork test

About the Employer:
( 9 reviews ) Heidelberg Heights, Australia

Project ID: #9297446

Awarded to:


A proposal has not yet been provided

$15 USD / hour
(32 Reviews)

4 freelancers are bidding on average $19/hour for this job


Hello, and thanks for the opportunity to bid on your project. I am an expert in many different area’s of web and mobile applications based on the following languages: P More

$20 USD / hour
(186 Reviews)

Hi, I am Chetan Ghadiya from Rajkot,Gujarat,India. we are team of developers and designers. Completely passionate and self dependent. I believe in delivery with a quality. We are a team of developers and designers More

$20 USD / hour
(57 Reviews)

A proposal has not yet been provided

$22 USD / hour
(15 Reviews)