Google Analytics Event Tracking

Hi, I need someone to write a small amount of jQuery code that will work with event tracking in Google Analytics. The code should track clicks on the subscribe button ($1) at the bottom of this webpage: [login to view URL] Then it should use the documented methods for Google Analytics to track those clicks as Events. You will have to write the code in jQuery and tell me where to put the code on my website, and also tell me how to configure Google Analytics to work with the event tracking code. I will release half of the payment for the project upon code delivery and the other half once Google Analytics is properly registering the events.