I don't know if I should be proud or embarrassed, but I've been
programming since the IMSAI 8080 came out in 1975. For the last ten
years I have been using Haskell, and I'm starting to get the hang of
it. I was a math and English major and graduated from Caltech in
1975. Your project sounds pretty simple, but I'm sure the devil is in
the details. Tell me more about it and I'll let you know if I can do
it.