Top Ten Lists wanted

Hello all, I would like some 'Top Ten' lists for my blog please. The crazier and funnier the better: Top Ten Stretchy Dinosaurs, Top Ten Movies featuring Tomato Ketchup etc. The word count is not important, it is the quality that counts. You are welcome to add a link to your own website in your article to promote yourself if you will add a link back to mine if your work is accepted. Please reply with your idea for the Top Ten list you would like to write about and the cost of the article. You can write one or many. Please also include any sample of the type of writing you do, just to give me an idea of what to expect. All confidentiality will be maintained with samples submitted and no samples will be used in the final project unless express permission is given. I'm expecting between 300-500 words, but more or less is fine. Generic 'Hi I'm great' bids will be ignored, only the ones which specifically answer my points in this rfp. Thank you freelancers