Create a failrly simple graphic

hello sir, just checked the word doc with the instructions and design will do this in 30mins from now lets begin please reply in pmb and tell me your budget if im bidding high! i shall make this perfect for you sir, need your reply to begin, hope for this opportunity from you!! you there sir please kindly give a reply, i will begin right away for you and will make this looK good and perfect!! YOU AVAILABLE SIR FOR A CHAT PLEASE?? AWAITING YOUR REPLY EAGERLY, CAN SHOW ADVANCE WORK!! CHECK MY PROFILE KINDLY! UPDATE: COMPLETED SIR, PLEASE REPLY AND CHECK THE FILE SIR!! :) ASK FOR CHANGES

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*** Ready to work *** Hi, how are you ? first of all may i know about your budget ? i am agree with your budget whatever you have. First work then payment if is that okay then we can discuss more, if interested let me know, thanks

Hello, I have gone through your provided details and I can assure you that I can deliver you the same as per your need. Quality work assured. Looking forward for your response. Thanks Asheet

Hello, I will do it for you in just 5 minutes. Let me know if you have any question for me. Please provide me a opportunity to work for you. thanks

Dear Sir, Warm greeting on New Year 2014. My pleasure to work with you on your requirements. 100% quality and timely delivery is what you can expect from me. Looking fwd to hear from you Thanks, Srikumar