looking for fortnightly or weekly mailchimp designer for our existing customers to 'be in there face' we have a theme of sending a weekly 'joke' with the specials giving it some substance. We're looking for: *Professional *Bright design *creative ideas show me your first design, if i like it we'll be ongoing business, what we sell: Toner & Ink,
We are looking for some shirt designs. We are a smokehouse and we are wanting to do up some shirts with cool designs as well as bbq puns and dad joke type stuff. We have two different logos that can be incorporated if possible but dont need to be the feature, Its all about the design.
Design a bookcover for...cover should include the sub-title: An American's Guide to Visiting the UK The images should represent London, or any aspect of Britain The book should NOT appear to be a joke. Files: PSD please, so that I can manipulate the text if needed. The cover should appear as a normal travel guide, like Michelin or Froder's.
I want to design a business logo for my business cards. It should advertise my company "Living Joke Entertainment" and my brand "Nice Guy, Nasty". You see I am a Stand Up Comic and I practice a new, particular, unique style of Comedy that I call "Nice Guy, Nasty". The idea is I appear on stage plain, ordinary and I appear as just an average, everyday
we're sending weekly emails via mail chimp, the content of the email is 1. 1 or 2 or 3 specials of the week (either on Office printers or Toner & Ink) 2. a 'Joke' of the week 3. some interesting information about printers and photocopiers like a guide or standard info I'm looking to hire someone long term with a 'nice' taste, has to be professional
I need an Android app. I would like it designed and built. A professional looking android app with admin panel I want a joke app with Admin panel 1 banner in app Basic app logo Ui Admob integration Social media link And share option Budget of all :900rs only
I need an Android app. I already have a design for it, I just need it to be built. i need a joke app to bulid and i will tell you about its design and also it will need to have a lot of Jokes and Catogary. it need to have a favourite options, copy options and share joke option mine budget is fix 500 INR
We are an american football league and we are looking for a fun/funny cartoon drawing/illustration to go with our joke. Please design a simple fun/funny drawing/cartoon based on the following joke: Q: What did the american football coach say to the broken candy vending machine? A: Give me my quarterback! Perhaps a drawing of an american football
musically like app 1- Need ANDROID & IOS APP With web ADMIN to manage all things 3- Full source and rights ( you wont able to sell to others and also wont able to use in your other projects) 4- two mile stones First after backend & android app and second after ios app NOTE: Legal action may be taken if you will not follow point 3, No Joke o...
...there are 2000 members on the forum. I have the world record fastest Polaris Slingshot and it is white and black. I happen to be 6' 3" tall and 350 pounds. So there is a running joke when people say that they have something faster being built or just [in a fun way] give me a hard time about anything on the forum I say. They call it "poking the panda bear"
...OR FREELANCERS - ONLY COMPANIES 1- need exact musically app ANDROID & IOS 2- BACKEND to manage everything 3- Full source and rights ( you wont able to sell to others and also wont able to use in your other projects) 4- two mile stones First after backend & android app and second after ios app Must check what technology(function they are using for them
We are on a strict low budget of Rs. 1.5 per question. Subjects available:- Maths, Science,...choose the subject to want & fill sheets as attached below. I'm attaching three files. One as empty sheet, one as completed sheet & the third one as the instruction manual. Joke bids will be ignored. Please write 'I get that' when you begin your proposal.
I need a new website. I need you to design and build my blog. please bid your final and minimum amount, I don't have big budget for this. and also I need premium template to be used to make blog website.
Up for offer is a simple and silly project! Help me get a joke that has gone too far across the line. It is a hand drawn 8.5"X11" image that needs to be touched up for repeat printing (shirts/cups/etc). The white/colored space in the letters needs to be smoothed/resized a bit and cleaning up/darkening around the edges of the main image. Also any general
I need a simple poster inviting guests to sign the guest book. Colours must be pastel pink, rose gold, yellow go... just give it a whirl, all for the special 1st birthday girl! Write Maisie a message, make a prediction about what she will be when she grows up or share your favourite joke or memory with her. Don't forget to sign your name. xxx
...as [login to view URL] . which is listing jokes. The requirements: -well structures website, desktop and mobile friendly. -100 entries of funny jokes, 10 jokes per page, 8 categories, easy interface to add more jokes. frontend bootstrap 3 and wordpress backend clean desighn and simple text logo internet user can add joke after passing the google