Ready to help me throw some rocks?

  • Status: Closed
  • Prize: $203
  • Entries Received: 4
  • Winner: rebekkamae

Contest Brief

I am THE KETO SAUCE BOSS!

Familiar with the keto diet? If not, crawl out from under the rock you're under.

Most everyone who tries the keto diet has a hard time implementing it. They use "keto recipes" created by their favorite keto guru to eat the required amount of fat. Keto recipes are a waste of time. I want to show people how to use keto sauces to easily follow the keto diet. I want to "throw rocks" at keto recipes.

So, why do I need you? I want you to help me hurl some rocks at keto recipes. Are you picking up what I'm puttin' down? If not, gander at the pics I've added. Those are mediocre and no my best work. I need you to be BETTER than me. Can you produce these types (of humor) of quotes? I can't. Or I can very rarely but I need a crap ton of these types of quotes. Are they in your head bursting to get out?

I need 50 of these quotes. QUOTES ONLY. No pictures or memes or anything else. Black words on white paper is all I need. I have graphics people that will be adding the quotes to pictures I already have.

It took me 5 minutes to come up with the quotes I attached. I know there's somebody out there way more talented than me that can jam out 50 of these in an hour.

Questions? All you gots to do is submit a quote and I'll say yay or nay. I'll know right off if you've got what it takes. I'm not hiring ANYONE until I know you can give me what I want, capeesh? Submit your best quote as an example and I'l tell you yay or nay. No submission, no dice.

You can contact me at adam@[login to view URL] if you need to

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Employer Feedback

“Rebekka dominates with the written word. 2 enthusiastic thumbs up. ”

Profile image theketosauceboss, United States.

Public Clarification Board

  • stee321
    stee321
    • 1 month ago

    Throw your rocks on #93 :)

    • 1 month ago
  • theju15
    theju15
    • 1 month ago

    HI. MY ENTRY IS #92.. PLEASE MAKE A FULL VIEW OF IT. THANKS IN ADVANCE

    • 1 month ago
  • theketosauceboss
    Contest Holder
    • 1 month ago

    Rebekka W. is on the mark! Read hers if you want to know what I'm looking for.

    • 1 month ago
    1. volyouble
      volyouble
      • 1 month ago

      Her entry is a sealed entry. Only you can see it.

      • 1 month ago
  • volyouble
    volyouble
    • 1 month ago

    I feel like I have to comment on this as an outside spectator. I am not in this contest because I'm not sure if this is a campaign that's going to help or hurt your business. People still have to have Keto Recipes and take part in the overall Keto Diet in order to even bat an eyelash at your sauces. It's like your trying to tell people to buy soy sauce but never cook stir fry again. I think you may want to re-evaluate your strategy for this marketing campaign. I'm not here to tell you what to do with your business, rather I'm trying to give you the honest opinion of a customer. If you tell me to buy your chicken tender dipping sauce but tell me I'm wasting my time cooking chicken tenders and "The Sauce is All You Need" I'm not only not going to buy your sauce, I'm not going to understand what you're getting at. Again I really hope that this angle works for you but it seems like it might be a flop.

    • 1 month ago
    1. theketosauceboss
      Contest Holder
      • 1 month ago

      What you're saying is inaccurate. People don't have to have keto recipes to take part in the overall keto diet. I haven't used keto recipes for 6 months, yet I've been in ketosis and have taken part in the keto diet. You don't understand the keto diet. I will be marketing to people that do.

      • 1 month ago
  • majidmarateb
    majidmarateb
    • 1 month ago

    Dear Employer
    About: #62
    Thanks to your request for this text I’ve studied and surf the net many times. So I learned a wide range of information about Ketosis people and Keto diet.
    Bellow ill mention to all what I’ve done in order to do your request:
     I checked some different web sites and try to gather some information about Keto diet.
     I did not rewrite any sentence and made them by my own words.
     I tried to shorten all tips because you want to add some appropriate pictures to them.
     Because I’ve studied literature I tried to use the effect of the words.
     I’ve tried to use some metaphorical idioms and phrasal verbs.
     I also paid attention to the rhythm of words to make the sentences more effective and fascinating.
     Finally I hope you will like it.
    +
    I'm a professional graphic designer at Photoshop. I can do these conversations or any other kind of cartoon.
    Thanks for your attention.

    • 1 month ago
  • Nicarata1
    Nicarata1
    • 1 month ago

    Submit button is gray and cannot submit my entry....is this contest closed?

    • 1 month ago
    1. KIRAN1ANTONY
      KIRAN1ANTONY
      • 1 month ago

      It's not closed, I'm able to see upload an entry option still open.

      • 1 month ago
  • rizia369
    rizia369
    • 1 month ago

    Hello, can you be a bit more specific about what you're looking for or just email me about your preferences, then I can show you my examples.

    • 1 month ago
  • KIRAN1ANTONY
    KIRAN1ANTONY
    • 1 month ago

    Sorry about that! :D Will come up with better ones!

    • 1 month ago
  • theketosauceboss
    Contest Holder
    • 1 month ago

    KETO SAUCES = Nuts and Bolts......keto recipes = uppity
    KETO SAUCES = Practical.......keto recipes = ineficcient
    If you want the easiest, most practical way to lose weight on the keto diet, KETO SAUCES are the answer

    • 1 month ago
  • theketosauceboss
    Contest Holder
    • 1 month ago

    Here's some more I came up with today....

    KETO SAUCES.......P0wning keto recipes since 2018
    KETO SAUCES = Kramer.......keto recipes = Kenny Bania

    • 1 month ago
  • theketosauceboss
    Contest Holder
    • 1 month ago

    You got it Folake ✊

    • 1 month ago
  • PearlSpot
    PearlSpot
    • 1 month ago

    Working on it. Give us time. Thanks

    • 1 month ago
  • markyxx1225
    markyxx1225
    • 1 month ago

    hey can you contact me at 4044064001 so that we can talk about specifics and i can give you a example of my work?

    • 1 month ago
  • theketosauceboss
    Contest Holder
    • 1 month ago

    It took me 5 minutes to come up with the quotes I attached. I know there's somebody out there way more talented than me that can jam out 50 of these in an hour. C'mon guys/gals, you got this.

    • 1 month ago
  • theketosauceboss
    Contest Holder
    • 1 month ago

    Remember, I want to specifically throw rocks at keto recipes (what most people are doing) while touting keto sauces (the opportunity that most people don't even know about).

    • 1 month ago

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