Ready to help me throw some rocks?
- Status: Closed
- Prize: $203
- Entries Received: 4
- Winner: rebekkamae
I am THE KETO SAUCE BOSS!
Familiar with the keto diet? If not, crawl out from under the rock you're under.
Most everyone who tries the keto diet has a hard time implementing it. They use "keto recipes" created by their favorite keto guru to eat the required amount of fat. Keto recipes are a waste of time. I want to show people how to use keto sauces to easily follow the keto diet. I want to "throw rocks" at keto recipes.
So, why do I need you? I want you to help me hurl some rocks at keto recipes. Are you picking up what I'm puttin' down? If not, gander at the pics I've added. Those are mediocre and no my best work. I need you to be BETTER than me. Can you produce these types (of humor) of quotes? I can't. Or I can very rarely but I need a crap ton of these types of quotes. Are they in your head bursting to get out?
I need 50 of these quotes. QUOTES ONLY. No pictures or memes or anything else. Black words on white paper is all I need. I have graphics people that will be adding the quotes to pictures I already have.
It took me 5 minutes to come up with the quotes I attached. I know there's somebody out there way more talented than me that can jam out 50 of these in an hour.
Questions? All you gots to do is submit a quote and I'll say yay or nay. I'll know right off if you've got what it takes. I'm not hiring ANYONE until I know you can give me what I want, capeesh? Submit your best quote as an example and I'l tell you yay or nay. No submission, no dice.
You can contact me at adam@[login to view URL] if you need to
“Rebekka dominates with the written word. 2 enthusiastic thumbs up. ”
theketosauceboss, United States.