Needed: an experienced and erudite web developer with skills in linux(unbuntu), .net, c++ programming, php etc... to be employed full time

This accepted trustworthy applicant will do the following: 1. give comprehensive tutorials via teamviewer on linux(ubuntu)-digital ocean. 2. help manage web servers 3. applicant must be fluent in english 4. applicant carry out various tasks online. Only applicants who fit the above description and ability should apply. Payment can always be negotiated and adjusted. To ensure that you read all this information and understood put in the word: "I M4kE THINGS H4PPEN" at the beginning of proposal. Goodluck & Best Regards